Dear Dumb Diary 8: It´S Not My Fault I Know Everything
Jim Benton
It´s an eventful month for Jamie Kelly. Stinker and Stickybuns´ litter of puppies has arrived -- which makes Jamie and her nemesis Angeline "in-laws by dog." Ugh. Jamie´s class at Mackerel Middle School is doing a unit on journal-writing, and someone´s diary falls into the wrong hands. But worst of all, Angeline and Isabella are becoming . . . friends. Dear Dumb Diary, It´s not my fault I know everything. Okay, I don´t know where Timbuktu is, but I refuse to know that. Even if somebody told me, I would flush my brain like a thought-potty and wave goodbye to Timbuktu as it swirled down my brain hole. I know everything that I WANT to know.